A History of Man-eating Catfish... Or Maybe Not?

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No one heard the group of kids slipping into The Big Muddy River near Murphysboro, Illinois. It was past midnight on August 6th, 1886. Thick air hung over the water. The river didn’t offer much relief from the hot, muggy Midwest night. The kids were just trying to enjoy the last days of summer before school and harvest took over their time. The Reynolds brothers were splashing around in a deep pool when something grabbed 12 year old Marshal. The catfish took off like it was struck by lightning. It pulled Marshal 30 or 40 yards before someone killed the 51 pound fish and took it to market.[1]

A Flathead Catfish from the USFWS

I, like the original reporter of this story, am doubtful this event actually happened. Catfish here in the United States don’t generally attack people. So, why did stories like this even get told in the first place? Like land based predators, half-truths obscure true facts about an animal. As an example, people accused coyotes for declining deer herds because they found deer in coyote scat. In the 1930s and 40s, ecologist Adolph Murie discovered most of the deer that coyotes ate were carrion.[2] For catfish, people had scary experiences in the water and blamed catfish. The myth of a man-attacking catfish were reinforced by real widely reported stories of catfish eating dead bodies.

On the Mississippi River, a catfish solved a murder mystery. The story was reported in the Cincinnati Enquire (reprinted in the KC Star) on June, 1885. The article started by establishing the “man eater” size of catfish. The writer claimed they routinely saw cats over 400 pound and nine plus feet long. No catfish in North America gets that large, but the rest of the story is believable. At some point in the 1840s and 50s, the owner of a large plantation woke up and discovered a slave disappeared overnight. A month or so later, another person vanished. He didn’t know what was happening, but, it turns out, a catfish swallowed the evidence.

After a party at the plantation, some gentlemen decided to get out and have some fun on the river. They were ready to head in for dinner when one of the men hooked an “enormous catfish that was so game that it towed the boat about for an hour or so before they finally killed and got it ashore.” The paper claimed the fish was nearly 10 feet long and “bulky as a big steer.” Like all fisherman at one time or another, they wanted to know what the giant was eating and cut into the belly. They were horrified at what they found. As the Enquire told it, “Nothing more or less than the head of the girl that had disappeared the day before, and further investigation showed that the fish contained the entire body, that had been cut into four pieces.” Upon examination, investigators discovered the owner’s wife poisoned the girls.[3] Sadly, another catfish swallowed a child just a month after the previous report.

In Alabama, a child lived along the Alabama River with his mother. He enjoyed playing in the river. In September 1885, he went missing. A few days later, some men found a very large catfish in the river. According to the local paper, the men needed small boats and a seine to land the “monster” fish weighing 187 pounds. They took it a butcher in Burton, AL. The unsuspecting man started cleaning the fish and made a gruesome discovery. He found “a pair of small shoes, a hat, and what appeared to have been a pair of pants and shirt.” The boy’s mother identified the clothing. He drowned and the catfish ate the body.[4]

A Yellow Bullhead Catfish just peaking out to say hi from the USFWS

These stories even reached an avid angler named President Grover Cleveland. He was on a trip to the Adirondacks with an unknown doctor friend of his when the President caught a surprising fish. A bullhead! As an aside, I know bullheads aren’t man eaters but we’ll get back to larger catfish in a moment. I guess bullheads weren’t common in New Jersey and upstate New York because the President claimed the bullhead “felt a little like a bass” and the newspaper article described the catch as follows the President caught the fish “with a sweep which nearly broke his road he landed on the beach a fish about eight inches long and with a head big enough for a young shark.” As a Midwesterner who’s caught to many bullheads to count, I don’t think I’ve ever come close to breaking a rod catching one. It must have been a different bullhead species then I’m familiar with because it had “a pair of horns, the eyes of demon, and a mouth with an expression about it which suggested murder in cold blood.” Personally, the only murderous thing about a bullhead is their freaking spines. Any who, I’m writing about much larger catfishes.

After Cleveland caught his monster, the doctor regaled the president with a catfish story. The doctor visited St. Louis, Missouri where he had the pleasure of experiencing Midwest catfish culture. St. Louis lies at the juncture between a small regional river named the Mississippi and the mighty Missouri River. Catfish abounded there as the doc found out. At the Union market he could “fairly feel catfish in the air” and he saw catfish over seven feet long. Cleveland didn’t believe him and told the good doctor “when you lie why don’t you lie reasonably and artistically?” The other man went on to list everything a butcher pulled out of one giant fish. The fish ate a “gold bracelet, a setter dog, a pair of buckskin gloves, a baby, and seven copies of the city ordinances.” It was six feet nine inches and weighed 210 pounds. It’s steaks sold for nine dollars each. The whole story sounded so ridicules to Cleveland he thought the doctor was drunk.[5]

The doctor was in fact telling a plausible story. Catfish that size do exist and they do eat anything they can fit in their mouths. Go on Youtube and search catfish eating stuff for confirmation. Between the huge stomach and unusual looks, it’s easy to see why people’s imaginations ran wild. In his book Beautifully Grotesque Fish of the American West author Mark Spitzer described flathead cat (the likely culprit behind the Murphysboro “attack”) as “truly the most grotesque catfish in the American West, or anywhere on this continent. With those beady little eyes and those large, flat, extraterrestrial-looking heads equipped with heavy-duty lower jaws, these top predators have been reported to reach weights of over 150 pounds.”[6] Even I, a lover of unique animals, have to admit President Cleveland was on to something. My biggest catfish was a relatively small 15 or so pound channel cat in a small neighbor hood pond behind my old house. That fish was pretty wild to haul on land. You can’t really blame the people of Murphysboro, Illinois for believing a big cat dragged a kid through a river.

[1] A Doubtful Fish Story, Kansas City Star, 08/10/1886.

[2] Ecology of the Coyote in the Yellowstone, Adolp Murie, US National Parks Service, 1940.

[3] The Giant Cat Fish. Kansas City Star, 06/15/1885.

[4] A Black Jonah Reasons for the Belief that a Boy Was Swallowed by a Catfish. Kansas City Star, 10/3/1885.

[5] A Catfish Story. How the Doctor Tries to Impose on President Cleveland’s Credulity – A Sample Story, Kansas City Star, 09/04/1885.

[6] Spitzer, Mark, Beautifully Grotesque Fish of the American West, pg 111.

A Catfish’s Journey to the Dinner Plate

I pulled up to the Big Blue River at dusk. It was a hot Kansas summer night. I had fishing rods in hand. Drinks and worms filled the cooler. It was going to be a good night. I sat down in my old trusty fold up chair and cast both lines into the eddy next to the bank. One rod had a basic bobber, split shot, and j hook set up. The other had a slide weight with a circle hook on the end. Both were baited with worms. I sat back and admired the river. It wasn’t anything particularly pretty, most plains rivers aren’t, but, there was a subtle beauty. The water burbled away while an owl hooted off in the distance. Was that a coyote singing over the next hill? I thought so but couldn’t confirm. The sun had almost set when the bobber sank. I set the hook and reeled in a nice two or three pound channel catfish. That fish became four and those four became five. All of them became dinner.

A channel catfish. Photo from the USFWS

Hunters and fisherman love talking about connecting to their ancestors through the outdoors. Consume any outdoor media based here in the United States and you’ll hear on repeat that we need to preserve America’s hunting and fishing heritage. I don’t think there’s a better example than a simple fishing trip to the local river. My life in 21st-century Kansas is very different then some Native American fisherman thousands of years ago but we both sat in the same bank catching the same fish on a muggy evening. That’s one of the beautiful things about fish. They connect people together across time and space. Often times through the catching and eating of said fish.

In the channel cat’s case, they’ve been a key source of food for people in North America from the very beginning. The earliest known channel cat fossils date back approximately 20 million years ago. By the time people got to North America around 20 or so thousand years ago channels were well established in rivers and lakes in the middle of the continent. The meat is mild and tender which makes it perfect for a variety of cuisines. I don’t remember how I cooked those fish but the how doesn’t matter. I caught, cleaned, cooked, and ate them. Just like so many others before me.

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Ancient Giants of the Missouri River

On clear, dark nights the Kansas City skyline bounces off the Missouri River. On the surface, the Big Muddy is boring. It’s not wide like the Mississippi and it’s not wild like the Yukon. Underwater is a different story. Ancient giants swim here.

A paddlefish in all its glory. Photo from the US Fish and Wildlife Service

The first time I saw a paddlefish in person I thought the fish was smiling at me. It wasn’t happy to see me. It was happily gorging on plankton just like every other paddlefish for the last 165 million years. In proper biological terms, paddlefish are filter feeders. That means they swim forward forcing water over its gills. They breathe through their gills and collect food via gill rakers. It’s an effective digestive system for microorganisms and inspired German researchers to create a potential new waste water filtration system. https://www.sciencealert.com/fish-mouth-filter-removes-99-of-microplastics-from-laundry-waste#

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These fish can grow over seven feet long and weigh about 200 pounds. The fish look like grey ships floating through the water column. For us humans, they are like a pleasant sail ship. For microorganisms, paddlefish are like aircraft carriers armed to the teeth. From above, their rostrum, the “paddle” part of paddlefish you can see in front of their faces, even looks like a runway. The rostrum helps them navigate the dark water and find food. It has millions of tiny sensors called ampullae of Lorenzini that detect electric signals from the plankton. Shovelnose Catfish as they’re sometimes called swing the rostrum around like a radar in search of the next meal.

Paddlefish swim up and down the Missouri drawing attention like carriers on the open ocean. The river was always big and slow-flowing. It was notorious with sailors in the 19th century for being different every single day. It was as inconsistently consistent as the weather in Kansas City. That river was perfect for paddlefish. The silty water was loaded with food. Paddlefish had all the tasty plankton (the freshwater kind not the krabbie patty stealing kind).

The Mighty Mo has significantly changed over the millennia but paddlefish don’t care. They can be neighbors with us and the Sinclaires. Spoonbills are witnesses to every stage of the Missouri River’s eras. From its humble origins carrying water from the baby Rocky Mountains to the ocean to the 21st-century these fish have seen it all. They dodged other fish, people, and the occasional bison to be here today. A paddlefish won’t even blink at a soccer ball falling from the sky.